I Doubt Dr. Spock Would Recommend This As A Parenting Tool

Mom comes to house of her ex to take the family dog. Daughter tries to stop her. Mom runs daughter over with car.

New Approach To Car-Jacking

Caller: "A guy bit me and then stole my car"

Maybe Some Extra-Strength Tide Would Work

We had a female call in regarding a radioactive clothes-pile in her room.

**** How long does laundry have to pile up before it becomes radioactive? I've let mine pile up for a while and never before has it required disposal in a container marked with skull and crossbones.

Let's Hope The Cops Like Stephen King

Interesting Description:

"He has that look on his face like from the movie The Shining"

Slip Of The Tongue

Another wonderful call airing snafu that one of my coworkers fell victim to:

"A medical - a party who has fallen off his dick"

Time Is Of The Essence

Some people wait a day or two to report things, others take the lengthy approach of a week, but this caller took the cake by waiting 27 years.

She decides to call and report that she suspects her boss from 27 years ago was keeping bodies in his freezer at the time.

Bart Simpson Moment

We have received calls from a party whose name, according to the 911 screen info, is Seymour Butts.

May I Suggest A Divorce?

When the assailants in a situation are "my husband and his girlfriend" and a domestic situation is occurring between "my wife and her boyfriend" I have to wonder what is holding these relationships together.

Some People Make Bad Decisions

While at a bar a young lady meets a man. They talk, laugh, flirt, and when bar time rolls around said man offiers to go get said lady's car, pull it around to the front door, and warm it up while she settles her tab. Lady hands over the keys while the bartender totals her tab. Her tab is quite expensive and the bartender explains that the man she was with was charging all of his drinks plus drinks he was buying for other ladies to her card. Lady goes outside to approach man and man takes off in her car.

Legally, because lady willingly gave her keys to man, this is not considered a stolen vehicle. It is a civil matter. Lady then continues to call 911 into the wee hours of the morning wanting to know why the police have not dropped everything to be out driving around looking for her car.