Monday, April 07, 2008

Vertically Challenged

A woman called because her smoke alarm was beeping. When asked what assistance she needed, she stated she wanted someone to come out and take care of it. Why you might ask? Well her explanation was, "I am Asian; I cannot reach it."

11 Comments:

Blogger Lauren said...

I like to think that my urging for another blog entry on lasagna night had something to do with this one!!!

9:47 AM  
Blogger Kathleen said...

I hope you still read your comments, just found your blog and you are hilarious maybe its because I am also a dispatcher and reading it the way you tell it makes it so funny because it is the same thing everywhere. Thanks for your posts.

10:37 AM  
Blogger Kelsey said...

Hahahaha! That's priceless.

Though I will admit, as someone who is 4'11", that being short can make some simple things pretty irritating. I'm lucky that my guy is 6'0", or there'd be nothing in our cabinets above the first shelf!

8:39 AM  
Blogger KD said...

My DH is asian (I'm not) and he had the nastiest look on his face when I told him your story. I kind of like goading him like this. :) Thanks, it looks like you have some fun things on your blog so please keep up the postings!

11:00 PM  
Blogger Fire Safety Grants said...

Hello,

We just launched our new PoliceOne Blog Directory and we would like to feature your blog on it! We would first like to know if you would want to display our RSS feeds or do link exchange. I think that PoliceOne’s Blutube.com videos would work really well on your site as well as our News Widget with up-to-the-minute law enforcement news feeds. All of our Blutube videos are law enforcement related and I believe they will be able to add more content for your viewers. I hope to hear back from you soon so we can add you to our blog directory.

Here is the link to the PoliceOne blog directory: http://www.policeone.com/law-enforcement-blogs

Blutube video link: http://www.policeone.com/law-enforcement-police-rss-feeds/blutube.xml

Here is the link to the different RSS Feeds that PoliceOne offers: http://www.policeone.com/law-enforcement-police-rss-feeds/

We also have a News Widget code that can easily be displayed on your site. Here is an example of a fellow blogger who has used the News Widget: http://apolicewife.blogspot.com/

5:20 PM  
Blogger cRaZy/beautiful said...

that was hilarous! thanks for the laugh today chica!

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