Saturday, October 21, 2006

Achy Breaky Heart

I'm sorry that you say Billy Ray Cyrus is your estranged lover and seeing him on television is upsetting, but I do not believe that is a police matter.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The Wonders of Caller ID

If you call 911, yell at the dispatcher, then hang up, when the dispatcher calls back do not answer the phone, "who the hell is calling me at this time of night?"