Flying Kitten

I had a woman call because her kitten was on the roof of her apartment complex and she wanted the fire department to come help her get it down. Usually we tell people that if animals get up somewhere on their own, in most cases they will come down on their own as well. Her response to this was,

"He didn't get up there on his own, my friend threw him up there."

My suggestion (in my head) - get some new friends