The Next Star Wars Movie

ATTACK OF THE JUNEBUGS - coming to suburbia soon.

Opening Scene:

Woman: There is someone tapping on my back window
911: Have you looked outside to see if anyone or anything is out there?
Woman: No, I am too scared. There is goes again. I can hear it! (quivering voice, heavy breathing)
911: Try to stay calm. The police are on the way.
Woman: Are they close? I'm so scared. Someone is trying to break in!
911: The police are there. They are walking around the outside of your house. Do not be alarmed if you see flashlights. They will let me know when it is ok for you to come to the door.
Woman: I still hear the tapping.

(dramatic deep voice begins to speak: "tap tap tap, tap tap tap, what could it be? A burglar, a rapist, a serial killer . . . . . . . . . . . no, just a bunch of junebugs bouncing on the window screen")

Move to the City

If you honestly believe that the police can do anything about the volume of the frogs croaking in the swampy area near your house, I can't help you. Please do not call 911 again regarding this issue or I might drive out there and kick you for being so darn stupid!