Tuesday, September 12, 2006

The Next Star Wars Movie

ATTACK OF THE JUNEBUGS - coming to suburbia soon.

Opening Scene:

Woman: There is someone tapping on my back window
911: Have you looked outside to see if anyone or anything is out there?
Woman: No, I am too scared. There is goes again. I can hear it! (quivering voice, heavy breathing)
911: Try to stay calm. The police are on the way.
Woman: Are they close? I'm so scared. Someone is trying to break in!
911: The police are there. They are walking around the outside of your house. Do not be alarmed if you see flashlights. They will let me know when it is ok for you to come to the door.
Woman: I still hear the tapping.

(dramatic deep voice begins to speak: "tap tap tap, tap tap tap, what could it be? A burglar, a rapist, a serial killer . . . . . . . . . . . no, just a bunch of junebugs bouncing on the window screen")


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were they terminated with extreme prejudice?

12:08 AM  
Blogger PJ said...

I'm surprised the responding officers didn't ask the complainant to step outside. That's what our officers do. What morons.

11:25 AM  
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12:01 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

I took a call once for a lady freaking out. her husband was out of town and it was just her and her daughters in the home by themselves. She heard the front door knob wiggle, then the back door knob, then tapping on her bedroom window. Once our officers get there, the situation gets cleared up.

if my husband ever catches an earlier flight and doesn't call or have his keys with him, he better be prepared to stare down a shotgun barrel too LOL

8:18 PM  

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