A query for the FDA

I am no expert on relationships, but there is a certain element of compromise that goes into making things work for both parties involved. Apparently on this particular night, there wasn't any room for either person to budge.

When a fight ensues because one person wants to make a pizza and the other wants to smoke crack, how exactly should this situation be handled?? Does one offer to smoke crack first, then make pizza? Or maybe eat some pizza first to build up an appetite for all the crack smoking? Or maybe the best compromise would be to put the pizza in the oven and then smoke the crack while waiting for the pizza to cook? My vote goes to the later of the three options, but luckily I am neither hungry nor jonesing for some crack at this time.