Friday, November 11, 2005

What the Fork??

Please don't judge me too harshly for making light of a very serious situation, but if you are going to commit suicide, a fork is not the best weapon of choice.


Blogger Rome1979 said...

What the fuck?... a goddam fork! What the fuck is wrong with this pansy generation I'm apart of... what happened to the days of slicing your wrists in a bathtub of warm water, what happened to hanging yourself from the upstairs banister in your fucking neighbors house, what the hell happened to firing a shotgun using your toes? Huh - what the fuck is wrong with these people? one question - did this stupid motherfucker ask to please pass the salt and pepper before he tried to prong himself to death - he should put that fork on ebay.

11:15 AM  
Blogger Emma879 said...

Taking after-hours phone calls at a hospital yields many of the same types of crazy phone calls as does 911, and unfortunately the mental illness population provides some of the best. Take for instance a caller who needed to to speak to the psychiatrist on call because he planned on committing suicide - but not for a week - not until he got back from the trip he won to Aruba......

4:12 PM  

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