Ode to the Drinkers

Without you, the people who make the roads horribly unsafe by driving after drinking too much, I would not have the joy of making fun of you right now!

While I am in no way advocating driving after drinking, here is something that is sure to get you caught.

When calling 911 it is always important to weigh information as to what will be the most useful to the dispatcher and then provide that information first. When describing a vehicle that you feel is being driven by an intoxicated person, do not give the make, model, color, license plate number, number of people inside, and direction of travel before telling the dispatcher that the car only has three tires! By the way, the driver of this vehicle blew over a .3 on his field sobriety test!