Death By Oscillation
Caller: "My husband is trying to kill me"
Dispatcher: "Does he have any weapons?"
Caller: "He has a fan"
posted by 911Girl @ 7:36 AM
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**** After 2 adventurous years as a 911 calltaker and dispatcher I have decided to go back to school. I still have a notebook of stories to share as well as good friends at the call center I left who keep me posted. The blog will continue as long as I have postworthy material :) Thank you to all my readers and to the officers, paramedics, fire fighters, and dispatchers who continue to serve the public in their hours of need.
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Monday, March 27, 2006
Dispatcher: "Does he have any weapons?"
Caller: "He has a fan"
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Dispatcher: Well, does he think you are hot?
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