Thursday, March 02, 2006

Son Of The Year

A guy calls from California. He says he hired a private investigator to find his dad who he hasn’t talked to in almost 30 years. The PI found an address for the dad and the son would like the police to go over there and ask dad to call him because writing a letter will take him too long.


Blogger Rome1979 said...

This guy has to be a southerner, and i agree a letter explaining 30 years would be lengthy so there is only one alternative - send the police with a fruitcake - fruitcakes are nasty as fuck, but there is no greater honor within southern culture than to recieve a fruitcake, via the police, from an estranged family member... so send the police, a fruitcake and... and a prepaid paternity test. problem solved.

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