Friday, December 02, 2005

Bad Samaritan

Please don't volunteer to be a Salvation Army bell ringer if you are incapable of staying sober, and ultimately conscious, for the few hours you are assigned to stand outside the drug-store. When you are found passed out in a lawn chair next to the big, red bucket, the cops are not going to feel sorry for you, even if you were volunteering.


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