Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Cut The Cord

A grown man calls complaining that his mother is kicking him out of the house. She threw his crockpot at him and is threatening to sell his "TV and stuff."

3 Comments:

Blogger Kate said...

I want to know what self-respecting man owns a crockpot. That's worse than being grown and still living with mommy!

9:35 AM  
Blogger eek said...

Twenty years ago when I worked at a small town newspaper our office was right next to the fire department. So during slow times (it was a small town so there were a lot of slow times) we'd chat with the firemen. I remember one told me "Don't ever get a crockpot. You'll burn your house down." Yikes! I've nearly burned down my house without a crockpot, I certainly didn't need any more help. Needless to say, I've never had a crockpot.

3:36 AM  
Blogger PJ said...

Yesterday a 19 year old girl called and said she wanted the EMS to come down and check to see if a bug got into a hole in her head and set up residence there. She had just gotten out of drug rehab. I sent the cops too. Yes she was a mental case, and no there was no bug. I didn't ask if there was a hole. I really didn't want to know.

8:57 AM  

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