Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Cut The Cord

A grown man calls complaining that his mother is kicking him out of the house. She threw his crockpot at him and is threatening to sell his "TV and stuff."


Blogger Kate said...

I want to know what self-respecting man owns a crockpot. That's worse than being grown and still living with mommy!

9:35 AM  
Blogger eek said...

Twenty years ago when I worked at a small town newspaper our office was right next to the fire department. So during slow times (it was a small town so there were a lot of slow times) we'd chat with the firemen. I remember one told me "Don't ever get a crockpot. You'll burn your house down." Yikes! I've nearly burned down my house without a crockpot, I certainly didn't need any more help. Needless to say, I've never had a crockpot.

3:36 AM  
Blogger PJ said...

Yesterday a 19 year old girl called and said she wanted the EMS to come down and check to see if a bug got into a hole in her head and set up residence there. She had just gotten out of drug rehab. I sent the cops too. Yes she was a mental case, and no there was no bug. I didn't ask if there was a hole. I really didn't want to know.

8:57 AM  

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