Saturday, December 10, 2005

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

In the words of Neil Sedaka, "breaking up is hard to do." Unfortunately I think recovering from severe burns is even harder.

When pouring gas all over your ex's lawn, please remember to step off of the lawn and place the gas can far away before lighting the match and throwing it on the gas-saturated grass. Or, if you are like the caller we had, light the match and throw it on the lawn while still standing on said lawn holding said gas can.


Blogger Alexandrienne said...

I love the metaphor, it is very true about breaking up and ths suffering post the break up.All of a sudden I feel like a child who lost his parents in a huge park. Not only I have to go through the torment of being away, but also the torture of realizing every second how alone I have become.

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