Thursday, January 26, 2006

Band-Aids Fix Everything

Short version - Man gets shot

Long version - 30 year old son comes home to find dad super drunk. This pisses son off so son shoots dad. Son then leaves and calls 911 from his friend's house. Police and paramedics show up to assist dad. Dad, being a logical drunk, has put a band-aid over the bullet wound and refuses medical attention because he has already taken care of his injury.

1 Comments:

Blogger Grace said...

I read often. I have you bookmarked, in fact. But this story was too freakin' funny not to comment on. A bandaid over a gunshot wound. Priceless.

12:03 PM  

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